

RickyHe wont admit it, but he wears those neon-colored t-shirts because he wants to be noticed. Deep inside, he wants to be that man that people love. But he wont admit it. So he offsets his drab personality with bright colors and large shades. Sometimes he wears a long red wig over his brown, brown hair and puts on makeup and a pair of falsies. He goes around in clunky, strappy stilettos and a feather boa, pretending to be a tranny. It grabs attention. People stop and talk to him. My name is Ricky, hed tell them in a high falsetto. But thats all hed be able to say. After they walk away from him, he goes hRicky


AmandaShe's sharing an apartment with that girl she calls her friend but everyone knows as otherwise. Her favorite color is champagne. I met her at work. She was the assistant of the representative who was working on the intercompany relations or something like that, and I saw her walk in through the door of the office. I didnt think much of it until I ran into her at the water cooler. Her dress suit was all beige tweed, her earrings were gold, and her heels, of course, were that crisp shade of warm, liquid laughter. I commented on them. Champagne is my favorite color, she told me. She told me she liked the wine as well. She toldAmanda
Anatomy and habits of.

LeonThe car was a slick blue thing, gliding along with the ribbon of evening-time traffic. Leather interior. Fit for a star. He was the type to wear dark sunglasses at night; elbow out the window, driving with only one hand. The top two buttons of his dress shirt undone and purposefully messy hair; he was just the right amount of disheveled and suave. Leon. Leon had a killer grin. It crinkled the corners of his eyes just enough, and exposed just the right enough amount of teeth to draw you in. And his teeth were perfectly white. It wasnt unnaturally white to the point where you could tell they used those whitening trays, but they were stainLeon
Devious Comments
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Here's some
"wake up, sweetie."
"What, mommy?"
"I SAID DRESS THE FUCK UP"
~MSPaint-Cult contains party hats.
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MEAD COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, I CHOOSE YOU!
USE CRAPPY-GLUE ATTACK!
-pages fall out-
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MEAD COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, I CHOOSE YOU!
USE CRAPPY-GLUE ATTACK!
-pages fall out-
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MEAD COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, I CHOOSE YOU!
USE CRAPPY-GLUE ATTACK!
-pages fall out-
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je ne sais pas...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-devours-
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MEAD COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, I CHOOSE YOU!
USE CRAPPY-GLUE ATTACK!
-pages fall out-
do you have
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commish me
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MEAD COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, I CHOOSE YOU!
USE CRAPPY-GLUE ATTACK!
-pages fall out-
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She started dancing to that fine, fine music
You know her life was saved by rock 'n roll...
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♫ and she shows you where to look
among the garbage and the flowers ♫
RAAAPISTTTT!
;o;
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
*runs away*
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"I am the Christian the Devil warned you about."
Does this constitute as rape? :<
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
*marks my territory*
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"I am the Christian the Devil warned you about."
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
Really appreciated
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
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CAPS LOCK- CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOOL
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
[link]
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
;o;
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FRENCH SHOPPING PLATYPUS I AM A DIGIMON MASTERRRRR
iluguys. :'3
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